What kind of scumbags go to strip clubs?

[levistep]

My friends dragged me along to one last night and it was horrible. If you actually enjoy that type of scene you have serious issues. There was so many creepy guys there it made me wish I was back at Foxwoods with the ugly Asians. Comments?

 

[Dubpoet]

Great place to score coke!

 

[whalewager]

women are what i prefer...sorry i dont understand this...i dont focus on the guys

 

[RobFunk]

Hmm. Depends on the strip club.

And as far as foxwoods goes I think I have been there about 20 times and saw a chic I was attracted to exactly 3 times. Compared to Vegas where you see three the moment you walk in to a decent casino.

And if you want limits lower than 25 you have to go during the weekdays before 6. They have 5 dollar tables.

 

[WVU]

go with cute girls and you will have a completely different time

 

[RobFunk]

go with cute girls and you will have a completely different time

Man that is so true.

I went with some friends and this cute girl who ended up working there.

God, the attention we got was unreal. I wish I boned her thinking back on it.

 

[whalewager]

screw that good looking girl stuff...

down here in the South...we got em all...pregnant, ugly, etc etc...

went to one at a bachelor party recently and a black girl pulled her bottoms down and it looked like a piece of chewed up grape bubble gum


love it

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I still hold the record for consecutive lapdances at a bachelor party with a piss break.

 

[JakeT.]

Whale is right... most guys that go to strip clubs look at the ladies and not the other guys... You may have an issue.

 

[docmercer]

I have countless memories of visits to strip club over the years -- none of them involve how the guys there looked.

 

[RobFunk]

I have countless memories of visits to strip club over the years -- none of them involve how the guys there looked.

LMFAO.

I was kind of thinking that too.

But Levi has been getting kind of roughed up down here in the RR, so I decided to not to say anything.

 

[CrocodileHunter]

Levi, you are one fucked up individual if you go to a titty bar and notice what the guys look like.

 

[slick69]

I still hold the record for consecutive lapdances at a bachelor party with a piss break.

My personal record is 9 in a row at Mons Venus. :niceass:

 

[WCBias]

Homo for sure

 

[RobFunk]

My personal record is 9 in a row at Mons Venus. :niceass:

Mons Venus! My favorite. God I love that place.

This one girl gave me this crazy full contact dance. Actually it was more like a grind. I had to tell her oh, oh stop! About half way through song 3. haha if you catch my drift.

Man, that place is heaven on earth.

 

[slick69]

^^^ That place was my favorite of all-time too. The lapdances are insane and the broads are smokin. It's hard to say no to another lapdance when the girl is rubbing your nuts asking if you want another one.

The ones here in Massachusetts blow.

 

[RobFunk]

LOL, I wanna go back to mons with no underwear and parachute pants.

It would be like wearing a condom.

 

[jwblue]

To make your strip club experience more enjoyable, have a few glasses of Johnny Red before you head out. All the girls will look like Jamie Bergman.

IS

 

[Illini]

Strip clubs are a good thing to stay away from. They are shady and a waste of money. Nevertheless, the OP might be gay.

 

[docmercer]

They are shady and a waste of money..

Sound advice to a forum filled with gamblers.